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Afonka! Where was-been? ..



- Afonka! Where was-been, both from me run away?
- In your life, sir, the village - the guy was lying under the barn.
- Well, if it had the barn, then broke?
- I'd pushed him away.
- And if it had a barn-lit?
- I would, sir, warmed.
- So, you know my village?
- I know, sir.
- What, my rich peasants?
- Rich, sir! Seven houses one ax, and he is not ax handles.
- What are they doing to him?
- Yes, go to the forest, wood cut, one is wood-cuts, and six in a fist blow.
- Test the bread with us?
- Well, sir! Sheaf of Sheaf - will be a whole mile, from the shock of shocks - the day away.
- Where is it sklali?
- In your backyard, on the furnace column.
- Good work!
- Good, but not much: your greyhounds were played, pole fell - got bread in th ... Читать дальше »
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The Bishop chastises



Was a gentleman's servant downy Vanka. Ran away from him and began to steal da cheat. He goes to the market, sees a man selling a pig.
- What, sell, pig?
- For Sale.
- How much you ask?
- Five karbovanets.
- Well, bring me to the bishop's court, the bishop did not order us to bargain.
We arrived at the bishop's court.
And Vanka knew Bishop of unclean people throws, scolds. Who ran to him:
- His Holiness! The trouble happened: in my Batyushko possessed by an unclean, whether it is impossible to tell off?
- Bring him here.
Vanka went back to the man.
- Go, - said - to the bishop for the money, how priydesh - Bend head down, and he read the prayer in advance. The old man walked into the room and bowed his head, and the lord took the book and began lecturing.
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bishop



Rich pop arguing with the poor priest of a village. They began to complain to the bishop. He summoned to his poor and the rich. They come to him. The bishop and said:
- Of the priests, that is stupid! Found nothing to argue about!
Asks the rich?
- What time is it?
He pulls out a watch from his pocket. The bishop says:
- Twenty years have you learned, and find yourself a fool! Had a look at today's date and the time that is necessary to begin to sing, that the hour is sung: the voice or the voice of the first eight! Come on you - said the bishop to the poor ass, - answer, my friend, when you know how to sue the rich!
- Speak, Your Eminence!
- What God is doing today?
- And I was told that he was not at home - I was with him!
- And where is he today?
- I went to the steppe!
- Why?
- Hemp buy!
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Alyosha Popovich and Tugarin Zmeevich



In the glorious city of Rostov in Rostov, a priest of the cathedral was only one son. His name was Alyosha Popovich, nicknamed for his father.
Alyosha Popovich did not learn to read and write, the books did not sit down, and learned from a young age to possess a spear, a bow to shoot, heroic horses tame. Cylon Alyosha great athlete, but the audacity of so cunning took. Here Alyosha Popovich grew to sixteen years old, and he was bored in his father's house. He began to ask her father to let him go into the open field in the wide expanse, Privolnaya across Russia by train, to get to the blue of the sea, in the woods hunting. Let go of his father, gave him a heroic knight, sword, spear, spicy but a bow and arrows.
Alesha became a horse saddle, was saying:
- Serves me right, the heroic horse. Do not leave me neither dead nor wounded gray wolves to the wolves, blac ... Читать дальше »
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Alyosha Popovich



In heaven born junior bright month for the land that the old cathedral in Leonte-born son of a priest - a mighty warrior and the name they called his young alike Alyosha Popovich - imechko pretty. Alyosha began to feed-water: who a week, so he dennoy; at new year, Alesha this week. Alesha became pohazhivati ​​on street, with small boys became poigryvati: who will take the handle - the handle away, whom the leg - foot away, a game-then he went nekorystno! Who will take over Seredka - Belly deprive. And he began to Alyosha age; Uchaly father-mother ask blagoslovenitsa: go for a walk, in the open field.
Father says:
- Alesha Popovich! Go thou in the open field, we also have more feasible thee, thou take unto thee a faithful servant Maryshka Paranova son.
And good fellows sat on good horses, and as they went into the open field - dust lit a pillar: only good fellow and see!
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