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Rich pop arguing with the poor priest of a village. They began to complain to the bishop. He summoned to his poor and the rich. They come to him. The bishop and said:

- Of the priests, that is stupid! Found nothing to argue about!

Asks the rich?

- What time is it?

He pulls out a watch from his pocket. The bishop says:

- Twenty years have you learned, and find yourself a fool! Had a look at today's date and the time that is necessary to begin to sing, that the hour is sung: the voice or the voice of the first eight! Come on you - said the bishop to the poor ass, - answer, my friend, when you know how to sue the rich!

- Speak, Your Eminence!

- What God is doing today?

- And I was told that he was not at home - I was with him!

- And where is he today?

- I went to the steppe!

- Why?

- Hemp buy!

- What does he hemp?

- A whip twist!

- On what?

- And you beat him, why nebyli ask!

- Well done! - Said the bishop. - The village is up to you!