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Cleanliness, GRACE AND BEAUTY
Cleanliness, GRACE AND BEAUTY

Soldiers came home on leave and wandered to one peasant night sleep:
- Hi, boss! Feed and heating passer!
- Well, have a seat at the table, guest will be!
Soldiers shot cleaver yes pack and sat down at the table, and the man and said:
- Guess service riddle never guess - slap you!
- Very well, tell the riddle.
- And what does purity?
The soldier thought and thought and uttered:
- Bread is clean, then he and cleanliness.
A guy slapping his cheek.
- Well you fight? They beat us but they say the blame.
- Clean, brother, cat:'s always washes! What does grace?
The soldier thought and thought again and said:
- Banner of the case, the bread - bliss!
A guy slapping his other time:
- You lie, brother, the service! Grace - water. Well, here's the latest mystery: what is beauty?
Again his soldiers:
- Bread, - he says - a beauty!
- That's a lie, a service; beauty - fire, and here's another slap in the face! Now complete, let's have dinner.
A soldier eats so thinks to himself:
"Affinity such blows have not seen, and the service of the king that was, wait a minute, I myself do a service to you, will you remember me?"
Had dinner and went to bed. Soldiers waited as much young days, and he is that the hosts went to sleep, got down from the shelf, caught the cat, imposed on her tail tow, tow-lit so that the cat chased the attic: throw it out there with all four feet, and sowed the fire in the straw; suddenly lit hut.
Soldiers hurriedly dressed and went to the owner and let's push in the back.
- What are you, soldier?
- Farewell, master! I go hiking.
- Go with God!
- Yes, here's a parting enigma took purity beauty, carried to a height of: if not seized upon grace, do not live in hati! Guess! - The soldier said, and left the court.
While the man began to think, what would it mean soldiers speech, hit the ceiling.
- Water! Water! - Shouted the master, and the water in the house, then a drop there. So everything was gone.
"Well, the truth of the soldiers put forth: if not seized upon grace, do not live in hati!"
Otolyutsya cat mouse tears!
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