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HELL - Lender
HELL - Lender


The peasant in trouble and need money for worse. Meanwhile, there is no money, and where to find them? Contrived man to go to hell to ask for a loan. It comes to him and says:
- Give the devil, lend money.
- What do you want?
- In trouble.
- How much?
- Thousands.
- When you give?
- Tomorrow.
- Very well, - said the devil, and he counted a thousand.
The next day he went to the man of duty. A man said to him:
- Come back tomorrow.
On the third day he came. A man once told to come tomorrow. So he walked for several days in a row. Odnov man said to him:
- What you often walk up to me, I'll post on the gate of my board and write on it when you come for duty.
- Well, - said hell and gone.
A man wrote on the blackboard: "Come back tomorrow" - and hung it to the gate. Damn time came, the two come - all at the gate one inscription.
"Give me, - he said to himself - I will not go tomorrow to the man!"
And do not go.
On the third day it is up to him and saw another sign on the gate: "Yesterday, I come."
- Eco I had no luck! - Said the devil. - Yesterday I could not come ... It can be seen lost my money!
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