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Thief
Thief



There was an elderly couple, their son Klimke. Thought-guessing at what skills to give it to learn and come up with a thief to give training. Long eh, eh shortly, soon tale tells, than done, lived Klimke the master-thief, and had learned to steal the glory, not only knew, like magpies stealing eggs.
- Come on, - said the master Klimke - I'll show you how a magpie eggs stolen. I'd show you, like pants with a live person to remove, but he can not!
That is useful for master tree, magpies stealing eggs from failed and Klimke pants were stolen from him.
- I have nothing to teach you, - said the master Klimke - you did teach me!
Klimke came to his father and mother and began to feed them with his skill. Whatever you see - so the house and drags, whether women hang shirts to dry, it will whiten canvas - he priberet their hands. Peasants gathered world and went to complain to the master:
- There is a de thief Klimke, rich peasants destroyed, and the poor quite bare.
- What are you, fools, did not catch?
- Not as a thief, sir! So voster so cunning that, I believe, from bird eggs vykradet!
I wanted to try to master Klimova prowess, sent for him. Came Klimke.
- Can I steal a sheep?
- I can!
Here is a gentleman, and punished to protect sheep from shepherds Klimka-thief. Shepherds herd herded into the field and Klimke-thief ran forward, made a loop, but such cunning that you can hang on to it, and you can not hang myself, climbed a birch and put the noose around his neck, as if he hanged himself. As the shepherds saw him - and beware stopped. A Klimke jumped from the tree, ran forward again, climbed on aspen and caught the rope around his neck. Shepherds came, looking - Klimke-thief hanging here! A shepherd says:
- Klimke on aspen hanged!
And another said:
- That's a lie, is not it; Klimke on birch hanged!
-Argued and argued pobilis on the mortgage, ran to see who was hanging on a birch tree? Meanwhile Klimke jumped from the tree, a ram by the horns so to the tavern. The next morning a gentleman calls Klimke:
- You stole a sheep?
- J.
- Where is he?
- Sell.
- And the money where?
- Cutting.
- Steal the same now I have a box of money.
- If you please!
The gentleman took the box, put the window on purpose, got myself a gun, and the lackeys gave saber:
- Let a minute finds itself, we'll take it your way!
Klimke-night thief stole a goat, raised the window, stuck his head into the room goat and pokes directly to the master. Master and lackeys think, the devil climbs; poronyali gun and sword and fell to the floor with a passion, and for Klimke casket, and was gone! The next morning a gentleman calls Klimke:
- You took the box?
- J.
- Where is she?
- Broken down.
- And the money where?
- Squandered so cut.
- Now I have stolen a horse.
- If you please!
Punished master horse grooms keep their eyes Forest: one ordered by the tail to hold, for another reason, the third horse planted two more at the door made with clubs. Klimke put master's dress, and only dark - he went to the stables.
- You are here, guys?
shouted Klimke and his voice changed - exactly like his master.
- Here, - meet grooms.
- I suppose you are frozen?
- Freezing, sir!
- Well bake, I brought you the vodka, just look, watch carefully!
- Glad to be!
Klimke watered all the grooms drunk; upland planted on slang, which was holding the reins - that gave the rope to the tail - what a bunch of straw, and that the doors were - things braided hair with the other sisters, he mounted his horse, hit on a whip - and trace it to a cold.
In the morning a gentleman came to the stables, horse stolen and grooms sleep with a hangover. As prikriknet, stamped his feet - what was that! A groom with slug fell all the guts rescued, the other half asleep mumbled
- Wait, Oder! Tprrru!
And two, for a hair-related, pulled in different directions and began to tear, let's treat each other punches but the head. Spat master and sent for Klimke.
- You stole a horse?
- J.
- Where is she?
- Sell.
- And the money where?
- Squandered so cut.
- Well, to hell with you!

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