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Thief There was an elderly couple, their son Klimke. Thought-guessing at what skills to give it to learn and come up with a thief to give training. Long eh, eh shortly, soon tale tells, than done, lived Klimke the master-thief, and had learned to steal the glory, not only knew, like magpies stealing eggs. - Come on, - said the master Klimke - I'll show you how a magpie eggs stolen. I'd show you, like pants with a live person to remove, but he can not! That is useful for master tree, magpies stealing eggs from failed and Klimke pants were stolen from him. - I have nothing to teach you, - said the master Klimke - you did teach me! Klimke came to his father and mother and began to feed them with his skill. Whatever you see - so the house and drags, whether women hang shirts to dry, it will whiten canvas - he priberet their hands. Peasants gathered world and went to complain to the master: - There is a de thief Klimke, rich peasants destroyed, and the poor quite bare. - What are you, fools, did not catch? - Not as a thief, sir! So voster so cunning that, I believe, from bird eggs vykradet! I wanted to try to master Klimova prowess, sent for him. Came Klimke. - Can I steal a sheep? - I can! Here is a gentleman, and punished to protect sheep from shepherds Klimka-thief. Shepherds herd herded into the field and Klimke-thief ran forward, made a loop, but such cunning that you can hang on to it, and you can not hang myself, climbed a birch and put the noose around his neck, as if he hanged himself. As the shepherds saw him - and beware stopped. A Klimke jumped from the tree, ran forward again, climbed on aspen and caught the rope around his neck. Shepherds came, looking - Klimke-thief hanging here! A shepherd says: - Klimke on aspen hanged! And another said: - That's a lie, is not it; Klimke on birch hanged! -Argued and argued pobilis on the mortgage, ran to see who was hanging on a birch tree? Meanwhile Klimke jumped from the tree, a ram by the horns so to the tavern. The next morning a gentleman calls Klimke: - You stole a sheep? - J. - Where is he? - Sell. - And the money where? - Cutting. - Steal the same now I have a box of money. - If you please! The gentleman took the box, put the window on purpose, got myself a gun, and the lackeys gave saber: - Let a minute finds itself, we'll take it your way! Klimke-night thief stole a goat, raised the window, stuck his head into the room goat and pokes directly to the master. Master and lackeys think, the devil climbs; poronyali gun and sword and fell to the floor with a passion, and for Klimke casket, and was gone! The next morning a gentleman calls Klimke: - You took the box? - J. - Where is she? - Broken down. - And the money where? - Squandered so cut. - Now I have stolen a horse. - If you please! Punished master horse grooms keep their eyes Forest: one ordered by the tail to hold, for another reason, the third horse planted two more at the door made with clubs. Klimke put master's dress, and only dark - he went to the stables. - You are here, guys? shouted Klimke and his voice changed - exactly like his master. - Here, - meet grooms. - I suppose you are frozen? - Freezing, sir! - Well bake, I brought you the vodka, just look, watch carefully! - Glad to be! Klimke watered all the grooms drunk; upland planted on slang, which was holding the reins - that gave the rope to the tail - what a bunch of straw, and that the doors were - things braided hair with the other sisters, he mounted his horse, hit on a whip - and trace it to a cold. In the morning a gentleman came to the stables, horse stolen and grooms sleep with a hangover. As prikriknet, stamped his feet - what was that! A groom with slug fell all the guts rescued, the other half asleep mumbled - Wait, Oder! Tprrru! And two, for a hair-related, pulled in different directions and began to tear, let's treat each other punches but the head. Spat master and sent for Klimke. - You stole a horse? - J. - Where is she? - Sell. - And the money where? - Squandered so cut. - Well, to hell with you! | |
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